Category: Podcasts
[THE BEGINNING] Dexter
Not all shows are created equal. Some shows are brilliant and stay that way throughout. Others go out into the woods to become lumberjacks.
This week we are taking it to the dark passenger and his damp serial killer, Dexter Morgan. When it all began, was it good? Does it hold up? What did we notice this time that we never noticed before? Lastly, is it worth going back to?
So follow the Somethings down to Miami as we talk The Beginning: Dexter
Ok, here we go!
Top Celebrity Roast Lines
Comedy Central wasn’t the first people to do roasts.. the celebrity roast is a time honored tradition that goes back to a time when there were only four celebrities, so they each took turns making fun of each other.
Well, nowadays, everyone is a celebrity and we can make fun of them forever. So join the Somethings as we look back at some of the best single lines from roasts. From the roasters and toasters to the utterly burned – we’re talking our favorite Celebrity Roast Lines.
Ok, here we go, a family walks into a talent agency and says ‘Have I got an act for you…’
[5TH WHEEL] Dreamcasting: X-Men
For the first time in 2024 we have a 5 week month – and we’re taking another thing we did and putting it here so we don’t do it that much because we do one of those things a lot more. Make sense? You don’t care, it’s fine.
So we have The Wheel out of mothballs and that means we are spinning it to a topic which leads us to the wacky world of Marvel Mutants. The X-Movies are coming, so who could play the first class of DizMar Mutants? Well we’ll lay out our teams and you can go to all of our social media and tell us which one is right.
So join me, my X-Men as we go to the 5th Wheel: Dreamcasting X-Men
Ok, here we BESERKER BARRAGE,
[1-STAR MOVIE REVIEW] 2012 Doomsday
A scattered group of people all feel a pull to go to one place. They travel by car, plane, sneaker, and bicycle like some sort of dystopian It’s a Mad Mad Mad Mad World all to reveal what has happened to a world on the brink of devastation.
Do not miss the Amy Dolenz vehicle, and our review of: 1-Star Movie Review: 2012 Doomsday
Now, are you the type of person that wants to see the movie after knowing how amazing it is? Well if you would like… here you go.
Ready? Ok, here we g… where did we go?
[THE BEGINNING] Fringe
In a post-Lost world, a lot of television shows came through the lens flaired hands of J.J. Abrams on his journey to screwing up Star Trek and leaving the bones of Star Wars to bleach in the pretty, yet confusing red sand. Fringe may be the show he is lauded for the least, but is that the way it should be?
A mix between X-Files and a procedural, Fringe gave us 5 seasons… but how did it begin?
Join us as we follow the wacky antics of crazypants science that is The Beginning: Fringe
Ok, Stranger, here we go!
[ELEVATOR PITCH] Theme Restaurant w/ Matt & Becky
It’s time again for the Somethings to head to Big Money Tower – what are we pitching this time? THEME RESTAURANTS.. and no, we don’t mean we’re going to put local sports teams on the wall and random bric-a-brac we found at the thrift. We’re going all out with full immersion experiences looking for that big check.
And who is providing the big check this week? Well, none other than two of our favorite people, of Pre-Recorded Live, it’s Matt & Becky!
If you are in the Ohio area, you should check out Mysteries Ink where the pair are part of a murder… most… foul.
Before that though, settle in as we wine and dine these two and see which one of us wins Elevator Pitch: Theme Restaurant
Ok, here w- wait are we splitting the check?
Snopes 2023
We’re back!
It’s been a bit since we had a new episode for you – besides the special PAX episodes… and the Christmas Party… ok, look, even when we take a break we’re on break with mics in our hand. That said, we have returned to our regularly scheduled Something with our mostly yearly round-up of some of the stories that took the year by storm – and by storm, I mean confused your Gramma on Facebook.
Which ones are real? Which ones are fake? Which ones are a secret mindcrime built by the establishment to stop the 5g chips in your teeth?
Find out on our Snopes 2023 Roundup!
Ok, here we go? VERIFIED
[BEST OF 2023] Elevator Pitch: Job Shows
Ending the year with our favorite episode – it was a unanimous decision. Both Rob and James get together and invent their own new television show.. where the prizes are weird and the reasons are stupid.
It is hands down our favorite from the year, so we’ll see you next week with something new – but until then, enjoy and Happy New Year!
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The Wheel is back, and it’s got a job to do…
Ok, it doesn’t, that would be weird, it’s a Wheel. It has a job, and it does it well. We spin it, and it gives us the week’s topic. The topic though, well that’s a different job entirely. You see, if you have watched any television in the last twenty years, you have seen, at some point, a show about bakers or flower arrangers or glass blowers or taxis. Doing your boring-ass day job probably has its own channel on Pluto, so what happens when the Somethings get to make their own?
It’s a brand new episode of The Wheel – Elevator Pitch
Ok, here we g…..are you ready to face 5 other chat format podcasts on… PodWars!
[BEST OF 2023] Something In Review: Cocaine Bear
What’s the best thing about the holiday season? Is it snow? Well I hope you’re having a White Christmas and settle in as we discuss the delicious white gold of a bear going nuts on narcotics.
Merry Blowmas…
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Every now and then, a movie comes out that’s “Based On Actual Events”. “The Courier” comes to mind, as does “Eight Men Out” and “Schindler’s List”. Well, now that list of movies must share the stage with the tale of a 500 lb bear that goes on a coke bender. This week, Hatton and Podcast Rob head to Georgia to take on “Cocaine Bear” in this episode of “Something In Review”!
Ok, here we blow!
2023 Holiday Party w/ACPN!
WHAT’S THIS! A CHRISTMAS SURPRISE!
By Tiny Tim’s Little Crutches, it’s a Christmas Miracle!
It’s also what we do every year, but that doesn’t matter, it’s NEW SOMETHING STUFF…
So who is joining us in for our giant glass of Nog and talking Christmas fun? Why it is the collection of wonderful personage we’ve become friends with on our podcasting journey from ACPNET.NET. John, Jason, and Matt are all hanging with us and bringing the Christmas Something along with them.
One note – I do apologize for my audio, as with all multi-guest episodes, audio mixing sometimes becomes a bit of an unkillable monster.
That said – Happy Holidays from all of us to all of you.
Ok, here we Ho Ho Hooooo…