We roll down stairs, roll better in pairs,
We’ve come to hijack your brain…
Whether it’s a slinky or a log, the boys are back and they brought alllll their toys with them, and unlike that little shit Denny across the street who’s parents got him the knock-off Gobots that don’t actually transform into anything, we’ve come to share!
So what were the things that you fondly remember as the toys of your youth? The dolls, figures, projects, and games that you occasionally see on listicles and go, ‘AWW MAN, I HAD THOSE!’ and then find out that the piece you remember fondly sticking up your nose is now worth a cool grand in mint condition.
So be careful not to step on a Lego…
Ok, here we go!
What have you fallen for?
I mean, come on.. we’ve all bought into one thing or another, right? Whether it is the Piltdown Man, the supposed Missing Link – or if its any number of Think Geek projects, there is always someone out to get you.
Well not us – of course not – never us… we promise… What we do want to do is tell you about some of our favorite historical hoaxes. From recent internet stuffs to pieces from the past, Hatton and Rob are talking about the biggest hoaxes the world has ever seen and the people that fell for them.
Find out more – and ok here we go! OH WAIT – first, go check out our fledging and just starting archive over at Youtube
Also – don’t forget about our new sponsor: Quixotic Games and their new game Dungeon Alliance, available for order at your local gaming spot.
Ok here we go!
You can’t have a summer blockbuster without your bae… am I right?
I, obviously am talking about the Master of all things Kaboom – Michael Bay.
We can joke, but he’s had his share of fun flicks – and its time for the boys to break them down and find out which ones set them on fire and which ones fizzled out before they ever got ignited.
Also – before we get to the episode – we would like to say a thank you to the amazing legacy that Wild Pig Comics is leaving in the New Jersey comic and hobby scene. Chris and Bill have been long-time friends of the show, and we’re sorry to see them go. If you happen to be in NJ before the end of the month, be sure to stop by and wish Chris luck on his next adventure.
Ready for some funsplosions?
Ok, here we go!
NOTE: Please forgive the mistake in this episode… I think it makes it funnier, but I forgot to add in a critical sound-effect. It’s always something, am I right?
This is it! We did it!
So what do we do.. we throw a party with two friends from the Inside Joke Outside Voice Network.
We got Rich from Married Marks and Eric from Two-Legged Tie and we just hang out and argue a bit.
What would you expect from us, really?
From ice cream flavors to top tv shows. It really is a party with a bunch of people who like to talk to each other.
Am I making you chomp at the bit for more? Oh, you better be… because here we go!
They say you aren’t supposed to judge a book by its cover… well guess what… 5% of a comic book is it’s cover, so how about we judge a book by 5% of its content?
This week, the Something’s are going to the land of funnybooks where we discuss not the greatest covers that have ever come to comicdom, but our favorites. From Marvel to DC and everything in between – here are some of the comic covers that shaped our world. We’ve done our best to give you all of the information you need to follow along..
Ok, here we go!
We the Somethings of this Cast, in Order to form a more perfect podcast, establish hilarity, insure timely updates, provide for the sarcastic defence, promote the general whatever, and secure the I’m Running Out Here to ourselves and our Posterior (..heh, butt), do ordain and establish this episode for the pleasure of our audience.
The boys are getting a little political this week – and by political – they mean they’re talking about fake people who held the office of President.
Presidents from film, television, the future, and the past are all up to debate in this congress of Hatton & Podcast Rob.
We do our best to not discuss anything related to real politics.. because seriously.. you need an hour break from that.
So sit back, relax, and hum Hail To The Chief… here we go.
PS – Please take a look at your feed. This week you are getting a bonus of the first episode of STORIES TOO AMAZE! More on that post.
A New Challenger Has Joined The Battle!
SOMETHINGCAST vs. KUNGFU DRIVE-IN
ROUND 1 … FIGHT!
That’s right – we’re back and we’re bringing a sparring partner in Jeof from Kung-Fu Drive-In to talk about the best in movies about people hitting each other.
So movie your feetsa to Daddy Green’s Pizza and get ready to Enter The Cast!
The earth shakes.
The ground trembles.
Lava flows from the snow.
The world gets super super cold.
Then… … … the aliens come.
That’s right, when it comes to movies, every horrible thing has befallen man – and recorded in the archives, the boys are here talking about the greatest problems that movie earth has been faced with. From the sky. From the ground. From nature itself. We are talking about Disaster Movies.
Also, right from the beginning of the episode – we are giving you a sneak peek of the new SOMETHING PATREON!
There is no where to run – no where to hide. Ok, here we go!
First we introduce Podcast Rob & Hatton.
Then – you realize this whole podcast has been recorded in Spanish… BUT WAIT… then you recognize that this is a repeat… but is it? You go scouring through the archives, BUT THEY’RE ALL DEAD! Then the zombie invasion episode merges in and you find out that they are geniuses that recorded all of their shows in 1950… BUT HOW?!
That’s not for us to explain – but the best swerve movies always do. Movies that take what you thought was going on and flip the script. So join us as we talk about some of our favorite movies that make you go ‘Huh… wait… can we rewind? Does that mean…. but….. OH MY!’
Ok, here we go
PS – Lookin for vinyl – Ask Hatton.
PS^2 – Looking for a neat shirt – Ask Rob.
It’s time for the Somethings to get a little darker.. a little paler in pallette. The boys are going semi-monochromatic and discussing everyone’s favorite Hot Topic Discount Rack Star: Tim Burton.
Whether you are a ghost with the worst pain or a childhood favorite given a facelift and creepy reimagining via Johnny Depp – we probably hit on it.
Slap on some stripes and grab your Handbook of the Recently Deceased..
♫ What’s This! What’s This!
There’s babbling everywhere!
The Something’s just don’t care… ♫