{"id":2712,"date":"2021-02-26T09:17:02","date_gmt":"2021-02-26T14:17:02","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.somethingcast.com\/?p=2712"},"modified":"2021-02-26T09:17:02","modified_gmt":"2021-02-26T14:17:02","slug":"blog-a-little-something-extra-hattons-good-bad-movies","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.somethingcast.com\/?p=2712","title":{"rendered":"[BLOG] A Little Something Extra, Hatton’s Good & Bad Movies"},"content":{"rendered":"\r\n\r\n\r\n

How many movies have you seen the past year?\u00a0 If you are anything like good ol’ Hatton here, you have probably seen\u00a0a lot<\/em>.\u00a0 I have been getting annoyed with myself at just how many damned movies I’ve digested in the last year because.. honestly, why the hell shouldn’t I?\u00a0 I’ve found in recent months that it is harder to settle in to a television show (although I most certainly have), but I can convince myself to give up 2 hours to movies about almost anything. So here are a few of the movies I’ve watched that I’ve loved, and also a couple that I’ve hated.\u00a0 If you have any interest you can read my shorter reviews on these and every movie I watch over on\u00a0Letterboxd<\/strong> <\/a>(which is basically like GoodReads, but for movies (which is basically Raveller, but with books (which is basically … ok, I’ve run out, but about yarn).<\/p>\r\n

The Good<\/strong><\/p>\r\n

\"\"SOUL<\/strong> – Yeah, there was no way that Pixar’s journey into the afterlife, what it means to live, the soul, and jazz wasn’t going to make a list of movies I enjoyed. It’s just rich in color and tone, it makes the music feel like a living and breathing character while the performances of Jamie Foxx and Tina Fey are so emotional in both the good and the bad, I would believe that they are best friends outside of work. I also would watch that talk show. Anyway, Soul is beautiful and the music, from a genre that I don’t usually have anything to say, makes the world live.<\/p>\r\n

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VFW<\/strong> – In the ‘weird subgenre’ tropes that exist out there, the ‘a group have to defend their place from evil’ is one you don’t hear a lot from. Things like Breakin<\/em>‘ 2 or Revenge of the Nerds,\u00a0<\/em>obviously 1980’s fair and Home Alone<\/em> being the most famous. (I do hope you are now sitting there and trying to find the connection between those 3 movies, and I assure you.. it’s there. They’re movies about a group of like-minded people defending a THING, a PLACE, an IDEA from evil.\u00a0 Well, in VFW it’s a bunch of veterans defending their watering hole from evil drugged out punks. It’s an action movie riot – and stars so many actors you know from that action movie thing they did that time.\u00a0 The film looks dated, the locales look old… this movie could be from 1993 Cinemax and you wouldn’t know the damned difference.\u00a0 It’s brilliant.<\/p>\r\n

 <\/p>\r\n

\"\"SPONTANEOUS\u00a0<\/strong>– This is, by far, the best movie I’ve seen in a long time. Part of that, I’m sure, is because I wasn’t expecting it.\u00a0 The premise is that there are kids in a high school that occasionally blow up, so the rest of the class has to deal with it. It sounded like it was going to be a perfect little silly horror comedy, but it isn’t what I got. It is a movie with humor that actually made me laugh out loud, and the emotional weight of a Heathers or a Pump Up The Volume. The movie is a breakdown of the modern teenage experience in ways I can’t empathize, but I certainly can sympathize.\u00a0 If you go look up one thing on this blog post today – This should be the one.<\/p>\r\n

 <\/p>\r\n

THE BAD<\/strong><\/p>\r\n

\"\"<\/p>\r\n

GIRLS WITH BALLS <\/strong>– A weird French Canadian film about a volleyball team fighting deliverance style backwoods types that turn out to be a cult?\u00a0 I mean, it isn’t the worst premise in the world… sadly, the movie it got is just a series of\u00a0 scenes that may have had plots, but somehow they don’t now. The same 5 bad guys dying over and over again due to, I am sure, budget reasons. Moments of suspense ruined by these girls yelling at each other over their status in the team, but the comedy being ruined by not having a punchline. This movie fails at fundamentally everything, it doesn’t even fit the mark for a ‘so bad its good’ because it knows<\/em> its bad… so there is intent, which makes it even dumber. The poster is actually much cooler than the movie<\/p>\r\n

 <\/p>\r\n

STARFISH<\/strong> – The world is ending and this girl may or may not have the answer to fix it?\u00a0 I mean, that feels like a good slug line for a reasonable film… but this movie just.. walks around. Takes a nap. Reads a book. Feeds the fish. Ignores the monster outside. Doesn’t tell you much about what’s going on. Takes another nap. Ends.\u00a0 Seriously, won’t lie, that’s pretty much the whole thing. The worst kind of ‘horror as art’ and ‘I don’t have to explain it to you, Warren…<\/p>\r\n

 <\/p>\r\n

\"\"30 MILES FROM NOWHERE –\u00a0<\/strong>A bunch of 30 – 40 somethings all meet in the woods after one of their own’s funeral. I actually am most disappointed by this one, as I find the premise is wonderful. It is the sort of premise you hear about a great play… there is a history the viewer isn’t aware of, tensions we can’t see, there is so much that could be happening before the story even starts that it is rife with things to reveal — but 30 Miles just starts the film with everyone acting nice, but hating each other. It is less ‘Friends reconnected’ and more ‘We have to do this’ – which would be fine, that is a reasonable direction, but none of them respond to\u00a0anything<\/em> reasonably. They just do dumb plot-pushing things and yell at each other!<\/p>\r\n

That’s that! A few movies to tide you over until we’re allowed outside – I mean, even the bad ones take up time… it’s an angry, want to crush and destroy, time.. but it’s time.<\/p>\r\n

So what have you seen during the world of lockdown? What great or horrible thing had you previously missed? Let us know!\u00a0\u00a0<\/p>\r\n

 <\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n

\r\n\r\n\r\n

Every week, the Somethings will be giving you a little something extra, so please check back every week for reviews, lists, cool finds, and more!<\/em><\/p>\r\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

How many movies have you seen the past year?\u00a0 If you are anything like good ol’ Hatton here, you have probably seen\u00a0a lot<\/em>.\u00a0 I have been getting annoyed with myself at just how many damned movies I’ve digested in the last year because.. honestly, why the hell shouldn’t I?\u00a0 I’ve found in recent months that it is harder to settle in to a television show (although I most certainly have), but I can convince myself to give up 2 hours to movies about almost anything. So here are a few of the movies I’ve watched that I’ve loved, and also a couple that I’ve hated.\u00a0 If you have any interest you can read my shorter reviews on these and every movie I watch over on\u00a0Letterboxd<\/strong> <\/a>(which is basically like GoodReads, but for movies (which is basically Raveller, but with books (which is basically … ok, I’ve run out, but about yarn).<\/p>\n

The Good<\/strong><\/p>\n

\"\"SOUL<\/strong> – Yeah, there was no way that Pixar’s journey into the afterlife, what it means to live, the soul, and jazz wasn’t going to make a list of movies I enjoyed. It’s just rich in color and tone, it makes the music feel like a living and breathing character while the performances of Jamie Foxx and Tina Fey are so emotional in both the good and the bad, I would believe that they are best friends outside of work. I also would watch that talk show. Anyway, Soul is beautiful and the music, from a genre that I don’t usually have anything to say, makes the world live.<\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

VFW<\/strong> – In the ‘weird subgenre’ tropes that exist out there, the ‘a group have to defend their place from evil’ is one you don’t hear a lot from. Things like Breakin<\/em>‘ 2 or Revenge of the Nerds,\u00a0<\/em>obviously 1980’s fair and Home Alone<\/em> being the most famous. (I do hope you are now sitting there and trying to find the connection between those 3 movies, and I assure you.. it’s there. They’re movies about a group of like-minded people defending a THING, a PLACE, an IDEA from evil.\u00a0 Well, in VFW it’s a bunch of veterans defending their watering hole from evil drugged out punks. It’s an action movie riot – and stars so many actors you know from that action movie thing they did that time.\u00a0 The film looks dated, the locales look old… this movie could be from 1993 Cinemax and you wouldn’t know the damned difference.\u00a0 It’s brilliant.<\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

\"\"SPONTANEOUS\u00a0<\/strong>– This is, by far, the best movie I’ve seen in a long time. Part of that, I’m sure, is because I wasn’t expecting it.\u00a0 The premise is that there are kids in a high school that occasionally blow up, so the rest of the class has to deal with it. It sounded like it was going to be a perfect little silly horror comedy, but it isn’t what I got. It is a movie with humor that actually made me laugh out loud, and the emotional weight of a Heathers or a Pump Up The Volume. The movie is a breakdown of the modern teenage experience in ways I can’t empathize, but I certainly can sympathize.\u00a0 If you go look up one thing on this blog post today – This should be the one.<\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

THE BAD<\/strong><\/p>\n

\"\"<\/p>\n

GIRLS WITH BALLS <\/strong>– A weird French Canadian film about a volleyball team fighting deliverance style backwoods types that turn out to be a cult?\u00a0 I mean, it isn’t the worst premise in the world… sadly, the movie it got is just a series of\u00a0 scenes that may have had plots, but somehow they don’t now. The same 5 bad guys dying over and over again due to, I am sure, budget reasons. Moments of suspense ruined by these girls yelling at each other over their status in the team, but the comedy being ruined by not having a punchline. This movie fails at fundamentally everything, it doesn’t even fit the mark for a ‘so bad its good’ because it knows<\/em> its bad… so there is intent, which makes it even dumber. The poster is actually much cooler than the movie<\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

STARFISH<\/strong> – The world is ending and this girl may or may not have the answer to fix it?\u00a0 I mean, that feels like a good slug line for a reasonable film… but this movie just.. walks around. Takes a nap. Reads a book. Feeds the fish. Ignores the monster outside. Doesn’t tell you much about what’s going on. Takes another nap. Ends.\u00a0 Seriously, won’t lie, that’s pretty much the whole thing. The worst kind of ‘horror as art’ and ‘I don’t have to explain it to you, Warren…<\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

\"\"30 MILES FROM NOWHERE –\u00a0<\/strong>A bunch of 30 – 40 somethings all meet in the woods after one of their own’s funeral. I actually am most disappointed by this one, as I find the premise is wonderful. It is the sort of premise you hear about a great play… there is a history the viewer isn’t aware of, tensions we can’t see, there is so much that could be happening before the story even starts that it is rife with things to reveal — but 30 Miles just starts the film with everyone acting nice, but hating each other. It is less ‘Friends reconnected’ and more ‘We have to do this’ – which would be fine, that is a reasonable direction, but none of them respond to\u00a0anything<\/em> reasonably. They just do dumb plot-pushing things and yell at each other!<\/p>\n

That’s that! A few movies to tide you over until we’re allowed outside – I mean, even the bad ones take up time… it’s an angry, want to crush and destroy, time.. but it’s time.<\/p>\n

So what have you seen during the world of lockdown? What great or horrible thing had you previously missed? Let us know!\u00a0\u00a0<\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

\n

Every week, the Somethings will be giving you a little something extra, so please check back every week for reviews, lists, cool finds, and more!<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_mi_skip_tracking":false},"categories":[215],"tags":[224,216,30],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.somethingcast.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2712"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.somethingcast.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.somethingcast.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.somethingcast.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.somethingcast.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2712"}],"version-history":[{"count":10,"href":"https:\/\/www.somethingcast.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2712\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2729,"href":"https:\/\/www.somethingcast.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2712\/revisions\/2729"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.somethingcast.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2712"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.somethingcast.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2712"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.somethingcast.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2712"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}