{"id":3790,"date":"2022-12-13T05:00:03","date_gmt":"2022-12-13T10:00:03","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.somethingcast.com\/?p=3790"},"modified":"2022-12-13T02:37:41","modified_gmt":"2022-12-13T07:37:41","slug":"best-of-2022-in-review-texas-chainsaw-massacre","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.somethingcast.com\/?p=3790","title":{"rendered":"[BEST OF 2022] In Review: Texas Chainsaw Massacre"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Oh, some movies are just like the Jelly of the Month Club, Clark&#8230;\u00a0 gifts that keep on giving. This review was for a movie that had an amazing trailer and we hoped it would be what the first new Halloween was like&#8230; and well&#8230; &#8230; &#8230; enjoy.<\/p>\n<p>Here&#8217;s what we said then:<\/p>\n<p><em>There is a movement in horror to bring back the classics. We went through the remake era with the 2000&#8217;s versions of Friday and Nightmare, but\u00a0Saw and, most popularly,\u00a0Halloween, has show us that there are stories to tell a few decades later in the same universe.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>Now Netflix is getting in on the action with a late-quel? (is that a word?) of the horror classic, <strong>Texas Chainsaw Massacre<\/strong>. Does it have the same legs that Laurie Strode and Michael Myers had? I ask, because that&#8217;s clearly what they were asking in the scriptwriting room&#8230;<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>So settle in to a dusty little empty street in Texas where nobody notices anything and real estate is cheap &#8211; it&#8217;s time for <strong>Something In Review: Texas Chainsaw Massacre<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>Ok here we g.g.g.g.g.ggggooooOOOooo.. (that was a chainsaw noise)<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"font-size: 19px;\"><strong><em><a class=\"wpaudio\" style=\"font-size: 19px; font-weight: bold;\" href=\"http:\/\/dts.podtrac.com\/redirect.mp3\/www.somethingcast.com\/episodes\/121322retrocast.mp3\">Full Episode<\/a><\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Oh, some movies are just like the Jelly of the Month Club, Clark&#8230;\u00a0 gifts that keep on giving. This review was for a movie that had an amazing trailer and we hoped it would be what the first new Halloween was like&#8230; and well&#8230; &#8230; &#8230; enjoy.<\/p>\n<p>Here&#8217;s what we said then:<\/p>\n<p><em>There is a movement in horror to bring back the classics. We went through the remake era with the 2000&#8217;s versions of Friday and Nightmare, but\u00a0Saw and, most popularly,\u00a0Halloween, has show us that there are stories to tell a few decades later in the same universe.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>Now Netflix is getting in on the action with a late-quel? (is that a word?) of the horror classic, <strong>Texas Chainsaw Massacre<\/strong>. Does it have the same legs that Laurie Strode and Michael Myers had? I ask, because that&#8217;s clearly what they were asking in the scriptwriting room&#8230;<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>So settle in to a dusty little empty street in Texas where nobody notices anything and real estate is cheap &#8211; it&#8217;s time for <strong>Something In Review: Texas Chainsaw Massacre<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>Ok here we g.g.g.g.g.ggggooooOOOooo.. 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