{"id":4051,"date":"2023-07-21T02:00:50","date_gmt":"2023-07-21T07:00:50","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.somethingcast.com\/?p=4051"},"modified":"2023-07-21T00:50:32","modified_gmt":"2023-07-21T05:50:32","slug":"blog-hatton-creates-old-internet-movies","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.somethingcast.com\/?p=4051","title":{"rendered":"[BLOG] Hatton Creates Old Internet Movies&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"wpaudio\" style=\"font-size: 19px; font-weight: bold;\" href=\"http:\/\/dts.podtrac.com\/redirect.mp3\/www.somethingcast.com\/episodes\/072123memeblog.mp3\">Audio Blog<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Lets take a moment and look at the internet.<\/p>\n<p>With the Five Nights At Freddie&#8217;s movie coming out soon, with a couple other animatronic monster movies in its wake (The Banana Splits, Willy&#8217;s Wonderland) we can find certain internet pop culture moments getting their big budget day in the sun. A game made famous, primarily, streamer content isn&#8217;t the first time a &#8216;meme&#8217; made big bucks. You only need look back at Slenderman, a creation of the Something Awful forum, the Netflix game show &#8216;Is It Cake?&#8217;, and &#8216;Shit my Dad Says!&#8217; a sitcom based on a series of tweets.<\/p>\n<p>What if though, the movie world was pilfering from the internet in 2001 instead? What old memes could we have seen?<\/p>\n<p><strong>HAMSTER DANCE: THE MOVIE<\/strong> &#8211; Before the Emoji Movie, we had an animated gif of a dancing hamster to a tune from Robin Hood. If Hollywood had been aware then, perhaps we could be living with that stupid song stuck in our head for the rest of our lives.<br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=WEH2fk0ONag\">Here&#8230; enjoy it<\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\" wp-image-4052 alignleft\" src=\"https:\/\/www.somethingcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/mrtballs.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"142\" height=\"113\" \/>MR T ATE MY BALLS<\/strong> &#8211; Out of any meme I remember very clearly in my early internetting, this is the one that is shockingly forgotten. Why was there a cartoon of Mr. T saying &#8216;I Pity The Fool Who Don&#8217;t Like Balls&#8217;? Look, I don&#8217;t know, everyone just got online and we were just figuring things out. That said, in an alternate timeline there is a movie about a man on the hunt for balls that nobody can stop.. that man.. well, you get it.<\/p>\n<p><strong><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\" wp-image-4053 alignright\" src=\"https:\/\/www.somethingcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/homestar.0-1024x1024.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"160\" height=\"160\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.somethingcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/homestar.0-1024x1024.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.somethingcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/homestar.0-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.somethingcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/homestar.0-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.somethingcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/homestar.0-768x768.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.somethingcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/homestar.0-1130x1130.jpg 1130w, https:\/\/www.somethingcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/homestar.0-760x760.jpg 760w, https:\/\/www.somethingcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/homestar.0-480x480.jpg 480w, https:\/\/www.somethingcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/homestar.0-100x100.jpg 100w, https:\/\/www.somethingcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/homestar.0.jpg 1400w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 160px) 100vw, 160px\" \/>HOMESTARRUNNER PRESENTS: STRONG-BAD&#8217;S MOVIE FOR REALLY COOL GUYS, NOT YOU<\/strong> &#8211; Let&#8217;s finish up on the movie that I kinda still want. The Brothers Chap, braintrust to the Homestar Runner Universe are literally everyone&#8217;s friend that did cartoons, but not the annoying one that just did dots&#8230; like legitimate cartoons that made you laugh, had you quoting, and had an entire legion of people sitting every week waiting for StrongBad&#8217;s new email. I&#8217;d watch this tv show now. Hell, I&#8217;d Kickstart this movie. I&#8217;d try the MetaVerse if I was told Homestar was there.<\/p>\n<p>Shockingly, the Brothers Chap worked with Disney for years based on their internet fame, and somehow the Mouse still doesn&#8217;t own Trogdor.. so there is still hope. No matter what, it&#8217;s Dot Com!<\/p>\n<p>What internet memes that circulated on Geocities are still ripe for the entertainment plucking? Sound off in all the places.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"wpaudio\" style=\"font-size: 19px; font-weight: bold;\" href=\"http:\/\/dts.podtrac.com\/redirect.mp3\/www.somethingcast.com\/episodes\/072123memeblog.mp3\">Audio Blog<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Lets take a moment and look at the internet.<\/p>\n<p>With the Five Nights At Freddie&#8217;s movie coming out soon, with a couple other animatronic monster movies in its wake (The Banana Splits, Willy&#8217;s Wonderland) we can find certain internet pop culture moments getting their big budget day in the sun. A game made famous, primarily, streamer content isn&#8217;t the first time a &#8216;meme&#8217; made big bucks. You only need look back at Slenderman, a creation of the Something Awful forum, the Netflix game show &#8216;Is It Cake?&#8217;, and &#8216;Shit my Dad Says!&#8217; a sitcom based on a series of tweets.<\/p>\n<p>What if though, the movie world was pilfering from the internet in 2001 instead? What old memes could we have seen?<\/p>\n<p><strong>HAMSTER DANCE: THE MOVIE<\/strong> &#8211; Before the Emoji Movie, we had an animated gif of a dancing hamster to a tune from Robin Hood. If Hollywood had been aware then, perhaps we could be living with that stupid song stuck in our head for the rest of our lives.<br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=WEH2fk0ONag\">Here&#8230; enjoy it<\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\" wp-image-4052 alignleft\" src=\"https:\/\/www.somethingcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/mrtballs.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"142\" height=\"113\" \/>MR T ATE MY BALLS<\/strong> &#8211; Out of any meme I remember very clearly in my early internetting, this is the one that is shockingly forgotten. Why was there a cartoon of Mr. T saying &#8216;I Pity The Fool Who Don&#8217;t Like Balls&#8217;? Look, I don&#8217;t know, everyone just got online and we were just figuring things out. That said, in an alternate timeline there is a movie about a man on the hunt for balls that nobody can stop.. that man.. well, you get it.<\/p>\n<p><strong><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\" wp-image-4053 alignright\" src=\"https:\/\/www.somethingcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/homestar.0-1024x1024.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"160\" height=\"160\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.somethingcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/homestar.0-1024x1024.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.somethingcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/homestar.0-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.somethingcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/homestar.0-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.somethingcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/homestar.0-768x768.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.somethingcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/homestar.0-1130x1130.jpg 1130w, https:\/\/www.somethingcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/homestar.0-760x760.jpg 760w, https:\/\/www.somethingcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/homestar.0-480x480.jpg 480w, https:\/\/www.somethingcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/homestar.0-100x100.jpg 100w, https:\/\/www.somethingcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/homestar.0.jpg 1400w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 160px) 100vw, 160px\" \/>HOMESTARRUNNER PRESENTS: STRONG-BAD&#8217;S MOVIE FOR REALLY COOL GUYS, NOT YOU<\/strong> &#8211; Let&#8217;s finish up on the movie that I kinda still want. The Brothers Chap, braintrust to the Homestar Runner Universe are literally everyone&#8217;s friend that did cartoons, but not the annoying one that just did dots&#8230; like legitimate cartoons that made you laugh, had you quoting, and had an entire legion of people sitting every week waiting for StrongBad&#8217;s new email. I&#8217;d watch this tv show now. Hell, I&#8217;d Kickstart this movie. I&#8217;d try the MetaVerse if I was told Homestar was there.<\/p>\n<p>Shockingly, the Brothers Chap worked with Disney for years based on their internet fame, and somehow the Mouse still doesn&#8217;t own Trogdor.. so there is still hope. No matter what, it&#8217;s Dot Com!<\/p>\n<p>What internet memes that circulated on Geocities are still ripe for the entertainment plucking? Sound off in all the places.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":3878,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_mi_skip_tracking":false},"categories":[215],"tags":[238,216],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.somethingcast.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4051"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.somethingcast.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.somethingcast.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.somethingcast.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.somethingcast.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4051"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.somethingcast.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4051\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4055,"href":"https:\/\/www.somethingcast.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4051\/revisions\/4055"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.somethingcast.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/3878"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.somethingcast.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4051"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.somethingcast.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4051"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.somethingcast.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4051"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}