{"id":4146,"date":"2023-10-06T04:00:43","date_gmt":"2023-10-06T09:00:43","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.somethingcast.com\/?p=4146"},"modified":"2023-10-05T20:47:59","modified_gmt":"2023-10-06T01:47:59","slug":"blog-hatton-forgot-an-actor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.somethingcast.com\/?p=4146","title":{"rendered":"[BLOG] Hatton Forgot an Actor&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Last week we featured a list of our Bottom 5 Actors &#8211; and I promptly got a message from my sister, long time listener first time complainer, who said, &#8216;What about&#8230;&#8217; and mentioned an actress that, for years, I had kvetched about. I had entire rants built around this one performer and she was surprised she didn&#8217;t make the top of my list.<\/p>\n<p>Who? We&#8217;ll get there in a moment.<\/p>\n<p>This, to me, is a perfect showing of precisely why I am certain my brain has an over-active repression gene. I would be concerned if it hadn&#8217;t been that way my whole life. I&#8217;d talk to someone about a video game I loved and they would say, &#8216;Oh, remember when Hero B plants their sword and screams because they finally had the revenge over their murdered mother.. wasn&#8217;t that awesome&#8217; and I would stare dumbfounded, &#8216;Wait.. is that before or after you beat Bowser?&#8217; &#8212; like, I just have a brain that things, even things I once held tightly to my bosom, fall out of.<\/p>\n<p>Anyways, the actress is Helena Bonham Carter.<\/p>\n<p>I guarantee, if you go back and listen to old episodes, I&#8217;ve done at least one rant about HBC&#8217;s inability to play anything but Marla from Fight Club wearing different outfits. (With the exception of Big Fish, which is the exception of HBC&#8217;s acting and Tim Burton&#8217;s everything else).\u00a0 I&#8217;m sure she&#8217;s a delightful person, gives to charities, kisses puppies &#8211; the fact is that there was a hot minute in the early 00&#8217;s where I kept wanting to see movies and instead saw Madame AloofGoth draping herself across scenery and had complained about it enough that my sister was shocked she was unmentioned.<\/p>\n<p>What this does mean, though, is if we decided to rerecord some of our topics from years gone by, not only would I possibly not remember that we did it.. I also might have entirely different answers.<\/p>\n<p>(Also, my wife is still angry at me about Justin Long)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Last week we featured a list of our Bottom 5 Actors &#8211; and I promptly got a message from my sister, long time listener first time complainer, who said, &#8216;What about&#8230;&#8217; and mentioned an actress that, for years, I had kvetched about. I had entire rants built around this one performer and she was surprised she didn&#8217;t make the top of my list.<\/p>\n<p>Who? We&#8217;ll get there in a moment.<\/p>\n<p>This, to me, is a perfect showing of precisely why I am certain my brain has an over-active repression gene. I would be concerned if it hadn&#8217;t been that way my whole life. I&#8217;d talk to someone about a video game I loved and they would say, &#8216;Oh, remember when Hero B plants their sword and screams because they finally had the revenge over their murdered mother.. wasn&#8217;t that awesome&#8217; and I would stare dumbfounded, &#8216;Wait.. is that before or after you beat Bowser?&#8217; &#8212; like, I just have a brain that things, even things I once held tightly to my bosom, fall out of.<\/p>\n<p>Anyways, the actress is Helena Bonham Carter.<\/p>\n<p>I guarantee, if you go back and listen to old episodes, I&#8217;ve done at least one rant about HBC&#8217;s inability to play anything but Marla from Fight Club wearing different outfits. (With the exception of Big Fish, which is the exception of HBC&#8217;s acting and Tim Burton&#8217;s everything else).\u00a0 I&#8217;m sure she&#8217;s a delightful person, gives to charities, kisses puppies &#8211; the fact is that there was a hot minute in the early 00&#8217;s where I kept wanting to see movies and instead saw Madame AloofGoth draping herself across scenery and had complained about it enough that my sister was shocked she was unmentioned.<\/p>\n<p>What this does mean, though, is if we decided to rerecord some of our topics from years gone by, not only would I possibly not remember that we did it.. I also might have entirely different answers.<\/p>\n<p>(Also, my wife is still angry at me about Justin Long)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":3878,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_mi_skip_tracking":false},"categories":[215],"tags":[238,216],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.somethingcast.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4146"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.somethingcast.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.somethingcast.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.somethingcast.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.somethingcast.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4146"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.somethingcast.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4146\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4147,"href":"https:\/\/www.somethingcast.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4146\/revisions\/4147"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.somethingcast.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/3878"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.somethingcast.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4146"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.somethingcast.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4146"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.somethingcast.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4146"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}