{"id":4311,"date":"2024-02-27T03:00:05","date_gmt":"2024-02-27T08:00:05","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.somethingcast.com\/?p=4311"},"modified":"2024-02-03T13:50:36","modified_gmt":"2024-02-03T18:50:36","slug":"1-star-movie-review-titanic-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.somethingcast.com\/?p=4311","title":{"rendered":"[1-STAR MOVIE REVIEW] Titanic 2"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>JAAAAACK&#8230;. ROOOOOOSE&#8230; INEVITABLE HUBRIS OF HUMANITY FOR A CASH-IN SEEEEQUEL!<\/p>\n<p>That&#8217;s right. The Titanic is setting sail again, and this time nothing could go wrong! We have technology and hindsight guaranteeing it will be &#8212; what? Global warming? Oh, sunuva&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>So get below decks and join the Somethings as we journey around the Arctic Circle looking for fun and love in the craziest of places. We&#8217;re rich, relatable, and beyond reproach.. everything is gonna be great!<\/p>\n<p>Now let&#8217;s light up this cigar and smoke it (something people obviously say all of the time) on\u00a0<strong>1-Star Movie Review: Titanic 2<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Ok, here we go!<\/p>\n<p><a class=\"wpaudio\" style=\"font-size: 19px; font-weight: bold;\" href=\"http:\/\/dts.podtrac.com\/redirect.mp3\/www.somethingcast.com\/episodes\/022724onestartitanic.mp3\">Full Episode<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>JAAAAACK&#8230;. ROOOOOOSE&#8230; INEVITABLE HUBRIS OF HUMANITY FOR A CASH-IN SEEEEQUEL!<\/p>\n<p>That&#8217;s right. The Titanic is setting sail again, and this time nothing could go wrong! We have technology and hindsight guaranteeing it will be &#8212; what? Global warming? Oh, sunuva&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>So get below decks and join the Somethings as we journey around the Arctic Circle looking for fun and love in the craziest of places. We&#8217;re rich, relatable, and beyond reproach.. everything is gonna be great!<\/p>\n<p>Now let&#8217;s light up this cigar and smoke it (something people obviously say all of the time) on\u00a0<strong>1-Star Movie Review: Titanic 2<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Ok, here we go!<\/p>\n<p><a class=\"wpaudio\" style=\"font-size: 19px; font-weight: bold;\" href=\"http:\/\/dts.podtrac.com\/redirect.mp3\/www.somethingcast.com\/episodes\/022724onestartitanic.mp3\">Full Episode<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":4309,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_mi_skip_tracking":false},"categories":[247,1],"tags":[248,251],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.somethingcast.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4311"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.somethingcast.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.somethingcast.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.somethingcast.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.somethingcast.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4311"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.somethingcast.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4311\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4312,"href":"https:\/\/www.somethingcast.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4311\/revisions\/4312"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.somethingcast.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/4309"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.somethingcast.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4311"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.somethingcast.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4311"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.somethingcast.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4311"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}