{"id":4533,"date":"2026-05-16T14:28:43","date_gmt":"2026-05-16T19:28:43","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.somethingcast.com\/?p=4533"},"modified":"2026-05-16T14:28:43","modified_gmt":"2026-05-16T19:28:43","slug":"1-star-movie-review-survive","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.somethingcast.com\/?p=4533","title":{"rendered":"[1-STAR MOVIE REVIEW] Survive"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>(<em>fixed)<\/em><br \/>\nSome movies are 5 Stars &#8211; Some movies are less&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>We&#8217;re back with a new top of the bottom as Hatton has discovered a little gift to the world on Hulu called &#8216;SURVIVE&#8217; which features one of the least plausible apocalypses ever put to cinema. So settle in, melt some butter, and let us teach you how nautical miles work.. or rather, correct how wrong we are about nautical miles.<\/p>\n<p>And please, beware falling yogurt and sudden onset Rick-Grimesification.<\/p>\n<p>Oui Oui.. here we go &#8230; to where the water is&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><a class=\"wpaudio\" style=\"font-size: 19px; font-weight: bold;\" href=\"http:\/\/dts.podtrac.com\/redirect.mp3\/www.somethingcast.com\/episodes\/051626-survive.mp3\">Full Episode<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>(<em>fixed)<\/em><br \/>\nSome movies are 5 Stars &#8211; Some movies are less&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>We&#8217;re back with a new top of the bottom as Hatton has discovered a little gift to the world on Hulu called &#8216;SURVIVE&#8217; which features one of the least plausible apocalypses ever put to cinema. So settle in, melt some butter, and let us teach you how nautical miles work.. or rather, correct how wrong we are about nautical miles.<\/p>\n<p>And please, beware falling yogurt and sudden onset Rick-Grimesification.<\/p>\n<p>Oui Oui.. here we go &#8230; to where the water is&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><a class=\"wpaudio\" style=\"font-size: 19px; font-weight: bold;\" href=\"http:\/\/dts.podtrac.com\/redirect.mp3\/www.somethingcast.com\/episodes\/051626-survive.mp3\">Full Episode<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":4530,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_mi_skip_tracking":false},"categories":[247,1],"tags":[248,254],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.somethingcast.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4533"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.somethingcast.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.somethingcast.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.somethingcast.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.somethingcast.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4533"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.somethingcast.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4533\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4534,"href":"https:\/\/www.somethingcast.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4533\/revisions\/4534"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.somethingcast.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/4530"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.somethingcast.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4533"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.somethingcast.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4533"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.somethingcast.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4533"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}