So.. look. When you’ve been doing a “thing” for 10 years, and you’re as fidgety creative as your co-host is.. every now and then you want to take what you’re making, throw it in a box, shake the shit out of it, dump it out, and see how if lays out now.
To that end, starting in October, we’re going to have a new lineup of shows!
Our first episode of the month is always going to be our ‘podcast’ episode, so that won’t change.
Week 2 will be “In The Beginning”, moved up from the end of the month closer to… well.. you get the idea. We’ll be talking pilot episodes and it gives us the opportunity to discuss shows that are still ongoing.
In week 3, Elevator Pitch is getting it’s own show. This is going to allow us to have a guest on once a month, and also allow Hatton and I to flex our creative muscles into more ideas.
Week 4 brings us another new show, One Star Movies. We find the idea of doing movie reviews of terrible movies hilarious, so we’re looking forward to digging into some real bad ones here.
Now, you may be asking “What about ‘Something In Review’? What happened to ‘The Wheel’?” Well, fear not Somethings. In the past those months that had 5 Tuesdays had a ‘Free For All’ episode at the end, well, we’re renaming that show “The 5th Wheel”, and we’ll be using our Swedish-Made-Totally-Something-That-Exists Wheel for those episodes.
Hatton and I are looking forward to testing the new lineup, and we hope you enjoy it too! Hit us up on the socials and let us know your thoughts!
Hey all – Hatton here.
Well, the world is talking about the dying gasp that is Twit… ahem.. X. So I thought I would run through a few ideas I’ve had recently that would be better names we could use instead of X to X-eeting.. Skexeet… Xavier-eeting people– better names for Twitter and why.
First let’s work with the assumption that we MUST change Twitter. We can invent some farfetched reason like we have a small peepee and can’t help but cram our greedy fingers into everything, or that we’re doing our best to sink the ship to try and recoup our lost millions somehow. Off the top of head. Fact is, doesn’t matter why.. we’re changing that blue bird of happiness.
Let’s start simple.
What if we called them Shawties?
The caveat is that you can only use them on someone’s birthday.
We could go fancy, and try to bring us back to a posher time and refer to them as Missives. A word originating in mid 1500s France – instead of our Tweetdeck being laden with the sale of plummeting NFTs and the dumbfuck opinions of anyone with a phone.. well now we can receive a missive, which will, of course, provide you with a bevvy of financial opportunities for fungible items in an exciting speculative market and give you the regular thoughts of the assinity of the proletariat as they send missives hither and yon.
Another short idea – we could just call it Reddit.. by next year that name will likely be just as available.
Next, I’d like to reach back just a little while ago on the internet, a trend you still see today although not as much. When the land grab for domains got hot, a lot of start ups couldn’t get normal uncopyrightable words, so they made their own. JOOMLA, XOBNO, HULU, SKYPE or they removed expensive vowels: BUTLR, FLICKR, GRINDR, SCRIBD.. hell, even Twitter was almost TWTTR — but now that we’re assuredly changing the way we TWT, why not go all in. No vowels. Not even in your missives. What will we call these.. I don’t care, I just don’t want vowels, so lets go with DPSHT.
Finally, since X is here til the Chapter 11 filings, we can praise Elon for one thing. Someone that works his puppet thoughts realized that with the advent of horrible short form video (a rant for another day) a shorter name saves people time. By X-ing, you’re saving yourself a fraction of a fraction of a second over Tweeeeeeeeeeeting, each time you say it. Efficiency is the name of the game, so we’re going to go one finally step further.
Instead of X’ing… instead of Tweeting… the best thing we can do is just not talk about them at all. Send a text message instead. Except on birthdays. Then we Shawty.
Hey all, PCR here
Now, it’s been said (hell, I’ve said it myself) that, I’m not a “horror guy”. I don’t get into horror the way others do, I don’t seem to understand the hype some horror movies get.. they just aren’t really my bag.
That’s not to say I don’t try to watch them.
Over the past week, I checked out a few, and here are my thoughts on them…
This was “eh” to me, the ‘non-horror-movie-guy’. It felt kind of stilted, and.. compared to other movies on this list involving children, it felt the tamest in regards to the scares involving kids. Sure, the creature had some good jump scare moments, and Specs and Tucker were great for their interaction, the whole movie just felt… lacking and like they made it up as they went.
Ok, when it comes to using kids in horror movies, it can either feel terrifying, or like a Happy Meal movie. Sinister was very much the former. The scary in it was how disturbing the content was. Very little back story, a nice cameo from Vincent D’Onofrio… my biggest gripe really was there was zero explanation for anything. Maybe they came in later films, but that was my biggest complaint regarding this one. Probably tied for ‘best one I saw this week”
The Conjuring and The Conjuring : The Devil Made Me Do It
The second installment wasn’t available on my streaming service, so I skipped 2 and went to “Devil…”. In my opinion, the first one was MUCH better. Better effects, better scares… I think the horror I can lean in to is the horror that doesn’t feel so fantastical… no traveling to different realms, no giant portals with winged beasties flooding through.. shit that feels like it’s much more practical. There were some legit scenes in the first one that had me pausing and siting up going “what the fuck…”, Devil Made me Do It.. not so much. The Conjuring tied with Sinister for ‘best watched this week’
I know this is a spin off of The Conjuring ‘universe’, I also know this one was bad. The story felt forced, and full of “Why the fuck would you do that?” moments that I HATE in horror movies. Nothing seemed surprising and most of the movie felt telegraphed to me. Easily the bottom of my list.
What about you Somethings? What are your thoughts on MY thoughts? Hit us up on our socials and let us know!
Lets take a moment and look at the internet.
With the Five Nights At Freddie’s movie coming out soon, with a couple other animatronic monster movies in its wake (The Banana Splits, Willy’s Wonderland) we can find certain internet pop culture moments getting their big budget day in the sun. A game made famous, primarily, streamer content isn’t the first time a ‘meme’ made big bucks. You only need look back at Slenderman, a creation of the Something Awful forum, the Netflix game show ‘Is It Cake?’, and ‘Shit my Dad Says!’ a sitcom based on a series of tweets.
What if though, the movie world was pilfering from the internet in 2001 instead? What old memes could we have seen?
HAMSTER DANCE: THE MOVIE – Before the Emoji Movie, we had an animated gif of a dancing hamster to a tune from Robin Hood. If Hollywood had been aware then, perhaps we could be living with that stupid song stuck in our head for the rest of our lives.
Here… enjoy it
MR T ATE MY BALLS – Out of any meme I remember very clearly in my early internetting, this is the one that is shockingly forgotten. Why was there a cartoon of Mr. T saying ‘I Pity The Fool Who Don’t Like Balls’? Look, I don’t know, everyone just got online and we were just figuring things out. That said, in an alternate timeline there is a movie about a man on the hunt for balls that nobody can stop.. that man.. well, you get it.
HOMESTARRUNNER PRESENTS: STRONG-BAD’S MOVIE FOR REALLY COOL GUYS, NOT YOU – Let’s finish up on the movie that I kinda still want. The Brothers Chap, braintrust to the Homestar Runner Universe are literally everyone’s friend that did cartoons, but not the annoying one that just did dots… like legitimate cartoons that made you laugh, had you quoting, and had an entire legion of people sitting every week waiting for StrongBad’s new email. I’d watch this tv show now. Hell, I’d Kickstart this movie. I’d try the MetaVerse if I was told Homestar was there.
Shockingly, the Brothers Chap worked with Disney for years based on their internet fame, and somehow the Mouse still doesn’t own Trogdor.. so there is still hope. No matter what, it’s Dot Com!
What internet memes that circulated on Geocities are still ripe for the entertainment plucking? Sound off in all the places.
Hey Somethings, PCR here.
So, I recently ended up watching “The Meg” and, I went into it wanting to like it more than I did. Afterwards, I was left sitting there thinking about many of the shark movies I’ve seen, and, with Shark Week approaching, I decided to touch on 3 of them specifically. Let’s start with the one I already mentioned..
The concept of “how” was actually pretty original… there’s a section of ocean BELOW the deepest section of the Mariana Trench, separated by super, super cold water. They find things down there that have never been discovered, and inadvertently bring something back up through it. The movie does give you some twists, but honestly, they’re not anything we haven’t seen from other shark movies.. just… bigger. The CGI wasn’t the worst I’ve seen, but, the story hinged on the fact that the shark was the size of a skyscraper. Once that sinks in, you’re really just in it to hear Jason Statham say “megalodon” over and over.
This is pretty much where it all started, and, the most realistic of the 3 I’ll talk about. Great White Shark wreaks havoc on an idyllic town’s beach. Sure the shark is ‘big’, but still within the realm of realism. It’s also filmed in a ‘realistic’ way.. like.. all that shit could happen.. which made it’s impact that much stronger. Sure, other shark movies have taken concepts and paid homage to Spielberg’s classic, and it’s well earned.
Deep Blue Sea
This movie is kind of a guilt pleasure of mine. It has one scene of the worst CGI scenes I’ve seen in a shark movie, but the cast is amazing. Sam Jackson, LL Cool J, Thomas Jane, Saffron Burrows, Michael Rapaport… how can it NOT be fun? Are there silly parts in it? Absolutely. Is it still a fun movie with an original twist? To me.. yes. Most other shark movies lean into the shark being ‘huge’, or ‘evil’. This one made them smarter, and that made all the difference.
How about you Somethings? What are some of YOUR favorite shark movies? Sound off in our socials and let us know
First off, if you haven’t been paying attention to what’s been going on with our Patreon – we recently closed it down. Now, one of the things they got was an audio version of our Friday Blog on their feed.
We thought it was only fair to put that live up on the site for everyone now, so you can expect to hear from Rob and myself a little bit more over the month.
This week though, with the recent explosions of Reddit and Twitter, I thought I would talk about some of the modern problems I’m having with social media. Now, some of this comes from a guy who used to read Fidonet on local BBS’s, kept up with his Usenet feed, hung out on IRC, and made some of my longest internet friends on forums. I’m clearly not anti-social media… but…
The new crop of social media that are going to try and fill in the gap left in the financial sinkhole of Twitter and the growing corporatization of Reddit are a problem. A site like Threads, owned by Team Zuckerberg, has made it abundantly clear they don’t want you using a desktop computer, much like the restrictions they put on Instagram.. and do you know why? I assure you it isn’t because you *can’t* view the data on a computer, but that they don’t want you to.
On my computer I have adblockers, anti-trackers, and ways to make the data I receive cleaner. They don’t want that – they want, and I am in no way being hyperbolic here, camera control to make sure you’re engaging with the product, no way to stop ads, and no ability to adjust the way the data is viewed. They have that right, too, but I can say for certain I’ll never use any service like it.
Next is the content limitations. All of these companies want the ability to have high-end advertisers and you know what advertisers from big brands don’t like? …sex. For a prime example of how that story goes, go read up on a little thing called TUMBLR. If you allow sex work on your platform, you are drawing a line in the sand that you accept you won’t be getting that Pepsi sponsorship. Hell, even OnlyFans, the site that is synonymous with modern pornography, tried to ditch sex until it realized that was the entirety of its userbase.
So what do we do? Sadly, we aren’t going to go back to a world of forums when we’ve been shhown places we can talk to *everyone* since MySpace. So we will have to wade through the muck of places like Threads and Hive until a better option comes along. I hope it is something like Mastodon or Lemmy that allows people to find their tribe… but they have a long way to go and they’re facing down the diamond encrusted barrels of Google and Meta.
That said, you can find us on Threads @somethingcast, but Rob handles that stuff because it makes me feel gross.
What are you using? Sound off in all the places – and we’ll see you next week.
Hey there Somethings, Podcast Rob here!
So.. there’s this disturbing trend happening lately on streaming services, and I think it’s time we talk about it.
Recently, shows like “Grease : Rise of the Pink Ladies” , “Star Trek : Prodigy” and “The Quest” have not only been cancelled, but the decision has been made to completely remove those shows from their respective streaming platforms.
The claim (by studios/platforms) is tax write offs, but, let’s look at the larger underlying issues involved, for there are other, deeper (un)intended consequences involved in my opinion…
Sure, business is business, and the almighty dollar speaks loudly. Yes, I get that it costs companies money to take up their server space with shows no longer being made. But, in the current climate with the Writer’s strike, it feels more telling as to a big reason services are purging things from their platforms….residuals.
Now, is it intentional by the platform providers to screw over the writers/actors/directors and anyone else who gets (or would get) paid from having a show stream? Or is it an ‘unintended consequence’ of the provider getting a tax write off that? The way the providers are trying to play hardball, I can’t see this an anything other than (another) slap in the face to those who make the content. And, unfortunately (for everyone else.. not those at the top…) cutting content/inventory/personnel (looking at you TCM) to ‘save money due to slumping sales/profits’ is a self-fulfilling prophecy, because now.. people will look elsewhere for that content (if it gets picked up by another provider) or.. determine (like I did with Netflix), that ‘enough is enough’ and just drop the service completely.
Now, maybe it’s a part of the ‘entitlement culture’ that we as consumers believe that just since we’re paying for a streaming service, that all shows and movies etc. should be available till the end of time, but to be fair, the services themselves set that expectation in the early days of the Cable Wars when they were encouraging folks to cut the cord and watch everything ‘on demand’, so.. should they really be shocked when subscribers jump ship and follow the content, or just jump ship in general?
What are your thoughts? Hit our socials and let us know what you think, and get ready for a month-long celebration of our 10 year podiversary in July!
A long time ago I shunned the X v Y arguments. I use Android, but I know some people should use IOS. I play most games on PC, but console gaming will never not be an invalid choice. I don’t drink soda, but prefer Pepsi because my tastebuds are weird. I like dragons and fantasy and elves, but can’t read Tolkien. Wars is fun, but Trek is mine…
Which leads me to my discussion of the EU of Star Trek and Star Wars and just how amazingly different they are and why, I feel like I can say with no dismissal of your fandom, that the modern Star Trek has proven to be so much of a better road than the modern Star Wars – and we can see the problem with both in the same man.
Look, obviously we have a bone to pick with him for a certain island, but even during my lovey dovey phase where he could do no wrong, he still boned Star Trek by turning it into a Star Wars resume. Then, when he got to Star Wars, the project it felt like he really wanted.. well, it went as well as it did. I’d almost believe that nostalgia sequels were impossible, except that Star Trek has shown precisely how to do it.
Discovery is for folks who want new ‘in universe’ stories. Picard is for people who want nostalgia that pays homage to what came before it and is wall to wall with nods to where the future took these characters. Strange New Worlds is for the people that want hidden stories from the time they remember. Lower Decks is for the people that want to mock what they love. All of them done with care and craft, adding to the mythos without retreading it. Does Picard make a direct reference to ‘Farpoint’ the first mission of The Next Generation, directly – but it is acknowledged as such, and it is there to teach a lesson about what the ‘old guard’ knows that the new guard doesn’t. It’s that knowledge that aids the characters instead of new characters just doing it all over again.
…you know, like how the evil guy builds a big evil killer planet eating sphere laser and the heroes go flying in a trench to blow it up. Again.
The Trek shows aren’t without their nitpicks, especially if you are a purist – but lets be real here, if you are a purist of anything you probably aren’t ever going to be happy.
You know what also does nostalgia relaunch better than Star Wars? Chucky. By, like.. miles.
You know anything else better than Star Wars? Sound off in all the places and Live Long & Propsper.
Hey Somethings, PCR here (again!)
Hatton is still unwinding from his time away and coming to terms with the fact that “The Last Day Of Your Vacation Is Literally Hell On Earth”, so this week’s blog is once again from me, myself and I (those of you old enough… you’re welcome for the earworm).
With next year being our Month-Long Podiversary, I wanted to tease some changes we’re going to be rolling out!
Let’s start at the beginning!
The first episode of any given month has been, and will continue to be, our “Podcast Episode” as we call it behind the scenes (catchy name, right!?). This is our episode where we get to primarily do things like our “List” shows and such. It’s what we started out doing, and while we’ve seen other format shows come and go, this one will stay pretty much the same.
Second and Third weeks are pretty interchangeable depending on our recording schedule, but typically, second episode of the month has been our “Something In Review” and will remain so. We’ve never been a “cutting edge info” podcast, so expect to see some more ‘classic’ type movies mixed in.
Third week is “The Wheel”, a favorite of ours and a chance to flex things and get crazy. We’ll be adding some different topics to the wheel, so don’t be surprised to hear some former shows make a return, and some current show types get added!
Last week of the month was typically our slot for “The End” where we’d just discuss the final episode of a TV show. We’ll be adding that to “The Wheel” and, going forward, pulling a 180 and trying out a new show called “In The Beginning” where.. you guessed it, we’ll be only discussing show pilots. We’re excited for it, and we’ll see how it rolls!
Months with a 5th week will continue to be our ‘Free For All’ shows as they have been in the past.
Looking forward to kicking off our 10 Year Podiversary! See you there!
Hey All, Podcast Rob here.
Not gonna lie, been a rough brain month this month so far, which makes me glad we pre-recorded June to give me a breather and Hatton some well deserved time in “The North”. That said, I was tooling around on the internet last night (like you do…) and stumbled across a list of ‘restaurants that no longer exist’ and I fell down this rabbit hole sans parachute.
So now I give to you, PCR’s list of ‘Food Places of the Past’…specifically, ones I loved going to.
4 – Steak and Ale
From it’s Tudor style exterior, to it’s salad bar, to it’s… dimly-lit interior, this was a place you went to if you wanted to feel ‘rich and important’ on the cheap. The prices were good, the steaks were (surprisingly) good and inexpensive, and the overall atmosphere was friendly yet high-class… kind of like a casual Brookstone.. but with food.
3 – Chi Chi’s
Good-sized portions, endless chips, good prices.. what could go wrong? (Hint : Hepatitis A).
True Story. A roomie of mine and I went to a Chi-Chi’s for lunch one day. After siting there for nearly 30 minutes with no contact from anyone on the wait staff, and having finished our chips, we left and walked next door to a Red Lobster… where we proceeded to spend almost $200 on lunch and drinks and apps. Taking a photo copy of the receipt, we went BACK to the Chi-Chi’s where the hostess greeted us and offered to take us to a table. We explained to her we were there previously, never got helped, so went elsewhere and handed her the copy of our receipt to show what they missed out on. Ahhhhh.. good times, good times.
2 – A&W Drive Ins
I’ll be honest, the memories of these are foggy as I was VERY young, but I remember the excitement of my mom and dad when we were headed there as a ‘treat’ for us. I don’t remember anything amazingly special about the food, but the frosted mugs certainly stand out, as does the Root Beer Floats… THOSE I will remember forever.
1 – The Ground Round
Man… to be a kid and go eat here again. Endless popcorn, the mostly-wood interior, the screen in the middle playing endless Heckle and Jeckle cartoons, the ribs.. THE RIBS MAN… this place was a Shangri-La of fun in the ’80s. I honestly don’t think there’s anyplace that exists now that is on the same level that The Ground Round was back then.
Ok Somethings, what were YOUR favorite places to eat as a kid? Chime in on our socials and let us know!